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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via happynervosa)

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mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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(via lastofcookies)

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via jayayayayay)

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obviously-bored:

carryonwinchestering:

Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

have you ever tried vidbux? but be careful, choose the mp4 link, not the mkv or flv link.

riikoboomboomkiddies:


♪I’ve been drinkin’    Ive been drinkin’♪

i cant stop listening to ‘Drunk In Love’ so i drew this
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wwhatevver-ampora:

lumos5000:

blade-of-nightray:

ag-sketch:

potentiallyharmful:

WHAT OMG

NEW FAVORITE

LITERALLY CHANGE MY LIFE

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I HIT PLAY AND LITERALLY HIT REBLOG RIGHT AWAY.

Jammin it out big time

(Source: echelondriac, via 1norsk1)

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Lets play the YES or NO sex game

brittsmemes:

you give me a name and I can only reply yes or no as an answer to if I would have sex with them

(via maledictusvitae)

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tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

i mean

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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(Source: daeneryszhavorsa, via mac-and-cheese-without-cheese)

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(via books-and-rainy-days)

espurr :3
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