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10:56pm July 25, 2014
10:34pm July 25, 2014

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

10:32pm July 25, 2014

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

water. Almost empty. plastic thing in pool. Evident by algae in jump.

10:30pm July 25, 2014

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

as a german fluent in english, I find both comfortable

10:29pm July 25, 2014
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9:42pm July 25, 2014

einar-fox:

sassmaster-general:

nostlenne:

nietzschesghost:

yarriinwonderland:

congenitalprogramming:

psychosexuality:

unbridledlearning:

thewomanfromitaly:

outofstratford:

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

You’re fucking joking

ewwwwwww

Look how they tried to make this abusive piece of shit sexy. 

Ugh.

After this shit is released, expect a flood of expecting subs who don’t know that it’s abuse and more fake Doms preying on them. 

Yep. A flood of defensive posts, a flood of drama, a flood of exuberant basement dwelling shitdicks given new fuel in their predation. A flood of fucked up shit all around, a flood of teenaged girls who will grow up romanticizing this sort of thing.
Yaaay.

Fuck. Like I know the book is trash. I know the former beta, back when it was just online fanfic who hates it with all her heart because the author refused to listen to her speak about BDSM. I’ve attempted the read the horseshit and failed before the third sentence.

And yet…

Fuck.

I think listener-blue and I should see this trainwreck.

Bdsm community, you’ve got a big storm coming.

I just hope audiences will stop to listen to people who are actually a part of the BDSM community when we say, “THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.”

As a sub, I am very protective of other subs, and I don’t want any of them to think that this kind of relationship is healthy. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual: always. If it isn’t, it’s abuse. Fifty Shades is about abuse, plain and simple. I don’t care what the author calls it; it—is—abuse.

Please, please, please, if you are thinking of joining the BDSM community, do not use Fifty Shades as a tutorial or a guide. Talk to people in the community. Don’t let yourself be beguiled and bamboozled by abusive people masquerading as doms. Don’t let anyone tell you that Fifty Shades is an accurate representation of BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you that BDSM is abuse.

Talk to us. Come to us. Let us help you.

Please.

This ^  All of this.  ^^^^^^

8:51pm July 25, 2014

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

8:34pm July 25, 2014

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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can’t believe they didn’t make a bagged milk joke outta the last step your game up

6:31pm July 25, 2014

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

6:30pm July 25, 2014
congataunt:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

LEO LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW ALSDJHFLAKSJHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sobbingMY FATHER MADE THIS JOKE UP. IT IS HAUNTING ME EVERYWHERE.HE IS THE PERPETRATOR: HE IS WHY THIS IS A THING. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF A MONSTER.
heyyoucanseemyhouseinthepicture

congataunt:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

LEO LOOK AT THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW ALSDJHFLAKSJHDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sobbing
MY FATHER MADE THIS JOKE UP. IT IS HAUNTING ME EVERYWHERE.
HE IS THE PERPETRATOR: HE IS WHY THIS IS A THING. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF A MONSTER.

heyyoucanseemyhouseinthepicture

5:56pm July 25, 2014